FAQ

What is most commonly asked

How do I pay for Items?

To pay for the items you must travel through your toaster. You will then arrive in Timbucktwo, Narnia. Head to 123, ABC rd. Lastly,  you have to pay in monopoly bills.

Who is this duck?

The owner/creator of this company, Mr. Quackles, is a duck who grew up in Madagascar. Being from a place full of predators Mr. Quackles learned how to defend himself, as a business man must. The idea came to him when he was making toast and needed something to spread butter with. As we all know the only thing to do that with is a pink banana, but where can you buy that? It's things like these that Ducks & Co. sell.

Is this a real store?

To answer this question we need to ask ourselves, is anything real? There are people who believe that the earth is only a tv show that aliens watch from their microwaves, Mr. Quackles being one. Look at it this way, if nothing is real than the shop isn't either. But let me ask you this; Are you real?